Posted: 22/08/2014 in posts

I dreamed that eva mendes was trying to chase me, but I was in the restroom, and I asked her to come back later. :) (not real for sure)

Posted: 22/08/2014 in posts

RT @MiisPiiernas: Si a usted le gusta hacer sentir a los demás como un pendejo, el pendejo es usted.

Posted: 22/08/2014 in posts

RT @marcelaht: Personas que prefieren tener la razón que tener con ellos a alguien que los quiere. Disculpen pero ese orgullo pendejo no lo comprendo.

Posted: 21/08/2014 in posts

I saw a store with an ad outside. “We can fix up everything.” then, “please knock the door. the doorbell does not work” :) (not real)

Posted: 21/08/2014 in posts

RT @SanD84: Si van a hacer el Ice Bucket Challenge sin ser famosos y sin donar un centavo, al menos háganlo con HIELO y no desperdicien tanta agua :)

Posted: 20/08/2014 in posts

I met two stutterers out of a store, arguing. I got in, staying in for 10. I got out, and they arrived just to the “hhhhhi”. :) (not real)

Posted: 19/08/2014 in posts

that is a truth. really. http://t.co/wmqOZphyC3